hurrikaty

Am.. Am I in bizarro land?

2009-12-15T20:43:04Z

Never has my default icon been so fitting.

In the past week, in wrestling, I have seen

- An Impact run by Kevin Nash consisting of mud matches, Eric Young (Who turned 30 today! Happy Birthday, Showtime.) POSSIBLY being aroused while wrestling a woman, two girls wrestling eachother drunk, and Hernandez getting pinned by JESSE FUCKING NEAL (I'm going to kill someone soon.)

- A gigantic, lumbering, transcluscent ginger man put JOHN CENA, WWE SUPERMAN AND INDESTRUCTABLE FORCE through a table and win the WWE title after only 5 months on the main roster. (Marked. Like a bitch.)

- All of RAW last night. Just... All of it. From Maria winning Diva of the year despite not being on TV for the last two months to Dennis Miller being out of his goddamn mind, to Carlito suddenly being awesome again and thanking Team Jacob for a slammy that's not his.

What is this, the fucking Twilight Zone?

I'm scared, mommy.

HE LIKES ME TOO!

2009-12-02T12:36:27Z

I even checked to see if he'd gotten mass requested to do it, and I'm literally the only person in between the tweet I replied to and that last one that said ANYTHING about actually putting the wig on. Coupled with the fact that this was literally 9 minutes after the tweet and I was the last one before it.. LO FUCKING L.

And to be fair he's one of the better tweeters on the poll, too! Only one in his league is Kong, honestly. Tweeting while your apartment is on fire = LULZ.

Edit: AND NOW EVERYONE IS VOTING FOR HIM.

To everyone..

2009-11-26T22:35:01Z

Have a happy Thanksgiving! May your families all fight with eachother, eat until you have heart attacks, and generally be forced to pretend like you're having a good time.

And to all the non-American friends on my list, wrestling has taught me that you are all evil bastards like World Elite who want us all dead. USA! USA! USA!

Om nom nom.

Dear Flist.

2009-11-17T04:38:20Z

You must click for cowboy related awesomeness.

THIS IS ME AND JAMES STORM.

WE GOT MARRIED.

THAT IS WHY POPE IS IN THE BACK, HE'S THE ORDAINED MINISTER.

THE RECEPTION IS TOMORROW, SOMEBODY BRING PUNCH AND PIE, OK?

(He is very nice and gentlemanly! And called me "lady". Which is hey, only two letters away from my real name!)

Another awesome story and Moar TNA pictures!

2009-10-26T20:41:03Z

Lots from this week, so beware and whatnot.

But first, another story. Probably the best one yet. I have too many stories! I know.

So at the second taping, we were smack in the middle of Halloween Horror Nights, which blocked the normal entrance to the tapings. So what they did was haul us all up through the back door, lead us around backstage through a parking lot, and literally walked us backstage through the Impact Zone. You know that interview hallway that they use all the time? Well, I walked right past that. It's actually just a stand alone set, as you probably all guess.

So once I get past that, I'm like.. "Wouldn't it be funny if the wrestlers were backstage, chilling, like nothing was going on?".. and then, out of nowhere, I hear, "HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS!", in the most familiar, most awesome voice I've ever heard.

FUCK YOU STORM, WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE? He is literally just standing there, talking to some people about something as everyone is walking by. And just like last time, it's like I'm the only one that notices. And being the wonderful, outgoing person I am, I just freeze in place and am like ".... Hello!", and do this shocked face that must have looked funny as hell, because I made him laugh when he looked at me and then he said "Hey!"

And then I ran off so fast I left a dust cloud behind me, girlishly giggling all the way. Because he looked kind of busy and I didn't want to impose and whatnot. And I needed to get my good seats.

So technically, I totally met James Storm!

Ok, pictures now.

This is afformentioned Storm! He has a big sign that says "WHOA". Guess who he hit with it? It wasn't Bobert. He loves Bobert too much.

I feel as if I am on the wrong side to be taking this picture. Oh, Velvet. Run. Run far away.

This is So Cal Val. So Cal Val is amazing. Discuss.

One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Can you guess which thing is not like the other.
By the time I finish my song?

If you guessed Homicide, congratulations! You're right.

"I'll join your group, but I'll be damned if you put me in that fruity ass suit!"

This picture is like an awesome Knockouts game of I-Spy.

Some kick ass bitches.

All the ladies be terrified of Kong. Especially Val.

Don't you dare hit my 'Cide, Nash, or you'll have hell to pay.

"Race you to the main event?"
"Last one to Rhino is a rotten egg!"

.... I'm on Team Flying Mexican.

"But.. but.. I have the Carbon Footprint. Why are you on Team Flying Mexican?"

.. I have my reasons.

Stevie would like to know why I'm currently rubbing my hands together. I would like to tell him I'm thinking of a way to take him back to my lair. For research purposes.

This is Eric Young. He is a legend and you will treat him with the wonder and respect him and his jiggly thighs deserve. And I think Eric Young, King of Canada is a good way to leave this post.

Have fun, and I'll be back in two weeks with more crazy shit.

Filed under the category of never making it on TV...

2009-10-21T05:22:53Z

So this could be considered spoilery, but I really don't mention anything that happened in the match, on TV, or how the match went at all, so not really. Still, if you're super super sensitive like that, scroll on.

So, I was going to have a nice post full of pictures for you all today, but my lovely boyfriend decided instead of replacing the camera batteries he would just.. not. And halfway through the first Imact! match the camera shut off.

So instead, let me tell you something awesome that's never going to make it on TV. Language that is not for children involved.

British Invasion vs. Beer Money in a steel cage happens. Now, an entire TOUR of british folk had shown up at the taping, about 100 for them. This resulted in.. British Invasion basically being faces for the night, as far as audience reaction is concerned. And Beer Money getting booed.

So the match ends, Beer Money are still in the ring, and Storm is looking kind of pissed. Then he turns around.... Flips the entirety of the audience the bird, does a crotch chop, and goes "SUCK MY FUCKIN' DICK, MUTHAFUCKAS!", and then RUNS off, leaving poor confused Bobby in the ring with several also confused referees.

I LOLed, forever.

I only have two thoughts on Bound For Glory.

2009-10-19T07:42:27Z

1. Fuck you, Rob Terry. Right in your big ugly face.
2. NOW ERIC YOUNG WILL FINALLY BE RECOGNIZED AS THE LIVING LEGEND THAT HE IS.

Bound For Glory is a Payperview! Therefore I make predictions.

2009-10-17T05:44:57Z

.. Holy heck, why am I posting in my journal again? I blame TNA for being so cool lately. That, and sheer boredom and lack of life.

So for fun, I'm making Bound For Glory predictions. There's a set of what I want to happen, and a set of what I think will happen. Yeah.

* TNA Knockouts Title Match: ODB © vs. Tara vs. Awesome Kong

What I want to happen: .. Can we split the title three ways? That'd be cool
What I think will happen: Let's go with Kong taking it back.

* TNA Knockouts Tag Team Title Match: Taylor Wilde and Sarita © vs. The Beautiful People

What I want to happen: Honestly, Madison Rayne and Lacey Von Erich both suck something fierce, so keep it on The Speed Queens until either another good team emerges, or Angelina comes back so her and Velvet can be awesome again.

What I think will happen: Giving it to the Speed Queens.

* Ultimate X Division Title Match: Amazing Red vs. Suicide vs. D'Angelo Dinero vs. Daniels vs. Homicide

What I want to happen: Man, I dunno. Save for Suicide, who has outstayed his welcome, and has also prevented me from seeing Kaz, any of these people winning would be super cool. Homicide is a crazay, crazay little man who thinks that his arms are guns, Daniels has his jiggly ass and mad skills in general, I don't want Red to get completely jobbed out in his first title reign in forever, and Pope is just hilarious. Nothing better than being there live and the guy down the row from you tries to touch him, and he goes "DON'T TOUCH POPE!!!

What I think will happen: Pope wins. Call it a hunch.

* Monster's Ball Match: Mick Foley vs. Abyss

What I want to happen: Ugh, I dunno. I'd like Abyss to stop acting like a mentally challenged child, and for his "Girlfriend" to develop acting skills better than that of a mime. At least she's the most tolerable announcer. I think Leticia was a pornstar and hearing the name "Crystal" makes me spontaneously develop a case of rabies. Still haven't figured out why.

What I think will happen: Abyss wins.

* MMA vs. TNA: Samoa Joe vs. Bobby Lashley

What I want to happen: For TNA to stop calling Bobby Lashley "The Boss" And for Joe to win.

What I think will happen: Bobby "The Boss" Lashley wins in five minutes.

* TNA Legends Title Match: Kevin Nash © vs. Hernandez vs. Eric Young

What I want to happen: Nash comes out. Hernandez comes out. Eric comes out. Hernandez and Eric looking at eachother, start laughing, and then beat the everloving shit out of Nash. Then they both pin him at the same time, becoming the first joint Legends Champions, dancing around the fallen form of immobile tree man in joy, like when the munchkins danced around the witch when the house fell on her.

What I think will happen: Nash gets taken out of the equation somehow, Hernandez beats the everliving shit out of Eric. Hernandez wins. Kevin Nash unfortunately still tries to wrestle.

* Kurt Angle vs. Matt Morgan

What I want: .. I really don't care. I mean it would better if Morgan won because new talent initiative and whatnot, but I just can't be bothered to care.

What I think: Morgan wins.

* TNA World Tag Team and IWGP Tag Team Title Ladder Match: The British Invasion © vs. Booker T and Scott Steiner © vs. Beer Money vs. Team 3D

What I want: Beer Money comes out, runs over everyone in pure total domination, throws Team 3D, Steiner, and Booker T in a box and slaps "retirement" on the label, shipping them off forever. Then they take turns beating the hell out of Brutus Magnus (heh, funny name) and Other Guy into pure oblivion, laughing all the while! Then they win both sets of belts, and Storm, in a fit of passion, rips off all his clothes and starts rolling around in a vat of pudding while Bobert looks on in awe. And then Bobert joins in!

What I think: Beer Money wins the TNA Tag Titles, Team 3D wins back the IWGP titles so they can go back to Japan.

* TNA World Title Match: AJ Styles © vs. Sting

What I want: AJ wins. Please, for the love of everything that is holy. No swerves, no nothing.. Please, just AJ wins.

What I think: AJ WINS. PLEASE.

... And that's what goes on in my head on a daily basis.

I'll also probably have more pictures from more TNA tapings later in the week. Yay.

Also, I'm thinking I might tweet immediate reactions during the immediate PPV for lulz. My twitter name is HurriKaty. Because what the hell else would it be?

Impact Photos.

2009-10-10T22:51:07Z

I'm bored, so I decided I'd post some pictures from the last two Impact! Tapings I went to. Fun times ahead, though beware that a few of these things are from the second taping and haven't aired on television yet. Also, beware of my horrible sense of humor.

Here we have the lovely Velvet Sky, a dwarf, and some chick who can't even get to the ring without tripping.

I miss Angelina already. "Duuur, what's a work visa?"

"Why do you fuckers keep cheering me? I'm the bad guy in this feud! THE BAD GUY!"

Funny enough, everyone did keep cheering him.

Mount Joe, now with half the ridiculous phallic tattoo. Thank god.

Dammit, Eric! Look at the camera! I will give you a cookie if you do! Does Showtime want a cookie? Maybe a hug? .. Fine, be that way, you little Canadian Rascal. I'll be back.

"I have a bat!"
"I have a funny hat!.. Hey, that rhymes!"
".. Anybody wanna tell me if that girl in the pink shirt just checked out my ass like I thought she did?"
"Dammit, Doctor Stevie, you ruined the rhyming scheme!"

"Holy heck, I actually get to wrestle today. And not in the burka! Amazing."

That's right, Miss Hamada, you just chill while the rest of them waste their energy on girly things like hugs.

Look! A big, immobile tree man!

"Why oh why did they name me Brutus Magnus? Was a normal name like Jeff or Tony too much to ask for?"

"I swear, if I hear Tenay call me SuperMex one more time, I'm gonna... Oh hey, Eric, what are you doing with that.. OH GOD, AUGGHDKFJAWEF!"

"That's what you get for not taking me to the prom back in high school, jackass. Now was some chick in a pink shirt offering me a hug?..."

Oh, Showtime. Storm may have my dirty, sexual thoughts but you still have my love, too.

Look! A big, immobile gorilla man!

"I shouldn't have said anything about the burka."
"Kong hungry for flesh of mortals!"

Girly hugs of friendship. Nothing more.. Yup.

You may bask in Storm's godly light, but you may not touch. Feel free to stare, though. Get out of the picture, Lashley. Roode, you keep chillin in the backround there because your curly headed ass is growing on me by association with Storm.

Yeah, that's all for now. Hopefully I'll have more awesome pictures later on when I go back in a few weeks.

walks in

2009-04-11T08:12:42Z

*brushes dust off of desk*

Whoopsy. Guess I kind of.. wandered off for like four months there, didn't I? I've mostly been using my sims journal because Sims 2 has been taking up all my time lately. I'll try to start updating this one at least once a month.

Either way, I'll try to be better about this journal now.

Hmm, let's see what's happened lately.

Visitted the family in March, my sister now has an adorable baby girl, now I beg her, don't have any more. You are 22 and have 3 kids under 4. Stop it.

Lost one of my rats Jeice to respiratory illness just yesterday. I am sad, but it was not completely unexpected. He was one of the feeders I'd saved from certain death, and he hadn't been a healthy rat since what must have been either SDA or Sendai hit my rats in November, but had still been happy, but the past week he just went downhill. He was only about 1 year and 7 months :(. His brother Zedd will most certainly miss him.

In funnier news, the Dragonball Movie made less than 2 million on opening day. See, Fox? This is what you get for taking James Marsters, who I love, casting him as Piccolo, who I love even more and is probably my favorite fictional character of all time, and STILL MANAGING TO FUCK IT UP! Yes, I know he was technically Piccolo's dad lord Piccolo but you can tell they were trying to mush it all up and make it the same person. Har har fox, har har on you!

Annnd of course.

2008-12-13T15:39:10Z

Of course now that all the rats are healthy, Zedd has attempted to murder Jordan.

He's a terrible leader who doesn't know when to stop.

Update in regards to my last post.

2008-12-11T14:52:11Z

I was freaking out for awhile there, but it looks like everyone who is still here with me is going to pull through. For those who don't know, I got hit with something really nasty that tried to wipe out my rats. I'm going to clarify here.

Jeice started looking sick around November 21st or so, and I assumed it was nothing more than a respiratory infection, as Rayman had one a few months before and was doing fine, if not rattly. The next day, I noticed Teddy was breathing hard as well and Rayman was looking bad again too. I listened to everyone and EVERYONE sounded like they were suffering some effects of it, though Zedd being the strongest and most likely leader, and Jordan being the youngest were only really sneezing and sounding a bit crackly. With the ok of the vet I started everyone on antiobotics immideatly.

The next day after that, I lost Rayman. He went from a rat with what can be described of as a chronic cold to dead within 2 days. He was the nicest little guy I ever owned, and was always ready to cuddle, and I will miss him dearly.

The next week or two was spend trying to save Teddy. He really looked like hell for awhile there and there was more than one instance where I considered just taking him to the vet and having him put to sleep because he's 2 years old and he was dealing with more than any 2 year old rat should have to deal with. Every time I was about to give up on him though, he would pick himself up and try to eat, try to drink, to do things even though he was practically dying at times. But now he's walking around, eating, playing, cleaning himself and generally acting like Teddy again. His lungs sound better if not still a bit crackly, but they're not gurgling and full of fluid anymore. Jeice is still a bit ill too, but he never got to the point that Teddy got to.

I am just glad that this shit is coming to an end. I don't know if Teddy will ever be completely healthy again, but he's enjoying himself again.

Teach me to walk anywhere that there are animals without desanitizing myself for an hour afterwards.

Yes

2008-11-30T03:21:51Z

Yes, I am still alive.

Half of my pets are in danger of not being, though. One already didn't make it. RIP Rayman, my fat little man. :(

Tough week and such.

hurrikaty @ 2008-07-24T21:47:00

2008-07-25T01:47:56Z

If there is/are one or more persons on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

I posted this because I'd feel like a damn asshole if I saw it and didn't. Plus, I dont use this thing enough.

Speaking of which, people, how is uh.. stuff? And uh.. life, and things.

I have a livejournal?

2008-07-01T21:08:29Z

Well shit, I'll be damned, I do.

hurrikaty @ 2008-03-31T00:36:00

2008-03-31T04:40:58Z

I just saw Undertaker and Kane both win world titles in one night.

Am I allowed to die happy now?

Well geeze

2008-01-23T00:26:18Z

Watching the Dark Knight sure is gonna be akward now, Ain't it?

punch

2007-12-17T09:42:33Z

MORON

This is Rudy.

This is Rudy letting Teddy and Franklin out of the cage to run around.

This is Rudy going out of the room to do something.

This is Rudy coming back in the room and not noticing the DOG FOLLOWING RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

This is my having to jump out of my chair and literally saying OH SHIT, and grabbing the dog and throwing him out of the room before he notices Teddy a foot away from him and EATS HIM.

This is Rudy going Oh, what does it matter, the dog didnt notice him.

MORON.

Teddy could have been killed.

MORON MORON MORON MORON.
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That was hilarious

2007-12-02T08:53:14Z

I just won the best 2 hour game of Monopoly ever.

It was me and Rudy, and he landed on my blue property hotel. He had to pay me 550 and his money was scarce.. Yet he somehow had ONE DOLLAR LEFT.

EXACTLY ONE DOLLAR.

And then he rolled snake eyes and landed on my other hotel and died.

Wee.

2007-10-17T23:19:48Z

These are pictures of my new rats to show how ridiculously tiny they are. They're links because they're huge and I fucking FAIL at LJ cuts.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4821/dscn2098ij7.jpg Jeice (pronounced J-Ace, for those of you wondering) doing a balancing act on my Elbow. They like to run around on my arm so I let them.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9543/dscn2095po7.jpg Zedd, AKA Lord Zedd, destroyer of worlds, plotting on my shoulder. Awwww, look at his little white feet. :D

They're so similar in size and color, I'm about 95% sure they're littermates.

Oh boy.

2007-10-15T18:47:43Z

You think its a coincidence that less than two weeks after Spoony died, and just a little over two weeks after Mousey dies, that instead of giving her frozen mice like she asked for, the pet shop gave her two stupidly young adorable male baby rats, and she didnt notice until she got home because they were in a box?

Cut it out, god.

POP QUIZ

2007-10-08T15:59:48Z

You are 14. You do not want to go to school. You arent sick, you just don't want to go. Your parent should

A) Whip your ass until you go.
B) Yell at your ass until you go.
C) Oh well, guess we'll just let him stay home then. I have things to do anyway, we'll use that as an excuse.

If you guessed B, you are a great parent. If you guessed A, you.. are an interesting parent but still better than C. If you guessed C, you're Rudy's mother and an ignorant bitch.

hurrikaty @ 2007-10-02T13:02:00

2007-10-02T17:04:39Z

This is bullshit.

First I lose my Mousey, now Spoony's died. My Spoony, my little baby. He went and took a turn for the worst yesterday and even if I hadnt found him huddled up in his house today I probably would have had to put him to sleep anyway.

And of course, Franklin the fucking wonderdouche took a chunk out of him yesterday on what turned out to be the last day he had.

THANKS, FRANKLIN. You could very well be getting a ball chopping for that.

Just.. fuck this shit.

:(

2007-09-28T17:09:30Z

I just found one of my mice dead.

Her name was Mousey, original, I know. I rescued her from being snake food and couldnt figure out what to name her, so I asked Rudy and in all his infinate wisdom said "... Mousey?". It was so hilarious I had to name her that. She lived alone for awhile, but when someone dumped a bunch of feeder mice and their babies (grrrr) at our house, I thought "oh, maybe I'll keep one" and ended up keeping 4, so she was surrounded by friends from there on out.

She was old, she was already an adult when I got her, nobody could guess quite how old she was, but she was obviously winding down the past few months. She had that look that animals get about them when they're really old, not as fat as they used to be, the fur around her eyes was white.

I went in there today and couldnt see her, she wasnt in her igloo, she wasnt in any of the places she liked to sleep in, and I found her near her wheel not moving.

:(

The most amateur movie ever.

2007-08-11T17:43:46Z

With special cameo by ADORABLE RATS AND ADORABLE CAT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvFCWSCDEk